10 things to do next time Twitter goes down.

1. Do actual work.

2. Go get some breakfast/lunch/coffee. Walking to your destination is optional.

3. Read a newspaper. Who cares if it’s day old news, still something comforting about the whole experience like listening to CDs.

4. Read other blogs about what to do when Twitter goes down.

5. Do not launch your website that features a Twitter widget. Live by the social sword, die by the social sword. Luckily, we nixed the Facebook widget.

6. Do not try to post to Facebook about Twitter being down because chances are they will be down as well. You could try posting to something called MySpace if they are still around.

7. Go see a movie, may we suggest 500 Days of Summer. An excellent indie date flick.  Awesome cast, music, and story with an ending guaranteed to make you smile.

8. Kill some time on hulu. Or if you’re like us, kill the whole day watching Family Guy and Andy Samberg SNL Digital Shorts. I’m on a boat!

9. Take the day off since you’re useless without Twitter anyway. What are you going to do, email someone?

10. Blog about what to do when Twitter goes down. Be sure to linkback to this post.